The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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