Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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