Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
They took my balls.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
