I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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