OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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