its not stalking. its research.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
