That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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