So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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