Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
they're like a gay fantastic four
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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