I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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