i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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