Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
