Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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