I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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