Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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