To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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