I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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