my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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