You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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