franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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