i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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