Your tits are I can't wait for
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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