The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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