At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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