you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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