We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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