He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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