I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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