ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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