Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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