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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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