a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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