On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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