i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think people are normalizing furries
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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