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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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