this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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