Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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