Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize
