Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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