Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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