I don't think brook has ever known best
only if we run a train.
done.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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