Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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