I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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