yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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