We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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