U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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