it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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