Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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