Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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