I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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