YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Success! We fucked roommates!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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