Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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