please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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