hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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