haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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